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What Countries Call Themselves
Italy: Italia
Germany: Deutschland
Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
France: France (in a super cool accent)
China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
England: The United Kingdom
Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
Canada: Canada
America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

getwetforme:

I want to have cuddles with you.

And by cuddles I mean sex.

But by sex I also mean cuddles.

But I also mean pizza.

And sex.

syrne:

condiminaj:

It fills myimagewith imageto think that there was ever aimagewhen we weren’t together, there was any image between us.

Youimageup myimage, filled the imagein my chest, lifted the feeling ofimagethat used to plague my imageand poisoned theimagein my veins.

Iimagethat I will never have to lose you, you who took myimageaway.

Icons made by this lovely person, poem by me, :3

the fact that we can all read this without even pausing is kind of amazing

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

ssejery:

I WANT TO DO A COuple cosplay rly bad and kiss and stuff i wanna feel the otp within me

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

↖The owner of this blog is still waiting for their letter from Hogwarts

totalspiffage:

totalspiffage:

(Lemme tell you bout) Homestuck- totalspiffage [Parody of Royals by Lorde] - DOWNLOAD

Lyrics by the incredible toastyhat

I saw the lyrics and thought I MUST DO THE THING so here have thing.

We do clubs and diamonds, pitch and flush
Ask me if “troll” is how I swing… Absolutely. 
Wherever upd8s are discussed,
They’re like “see you round, that fandom’s loopy.” 

But everyone is like, god tiers, time loops, Hussie’s gonna kill you
Bloodcaste, mad clowns, pesterlogs to read through
Gotta share,
All of the feels coming from this scene
But everyone is like, Vriska, Karkat, creepy purple codpiece 
Moirails, quadrants, Striders and their man-grief
It’s not fair,
We need diagrams to draw their hair

Lemme tell you ‘bout Homestuck (Homestuck)
Technicolor troll blood
Please talk about our ships with us
We have four different types of love
And it couldn’t be cooler (Cooler)
Try it up to Act 3
I swear that it’s cool
Perfect sci-fi fantasy 

My friends and I are stuck at home
We blame one man for all our pain: Andrew Hussie
And people ask, “Is it a show?”
“An anime?” “Is there a Homestuck movie?” 

But everyone is like, LOLAR, LOWAS, Land of Heat and Clockwork,
Shipwars, fanworks, fighting over JakeDirk
Hey, we swear
We’re really not as weird as we may seem
Still everyone is like, land names, patrons, quizzes for your classpects,
Ecto-incest, neverending troll sex 
It’s not fair,
There are tentabulges everywhere

Ooh ooh oh
We visit bubbles in our dreams
We’re living through these crazy teens
Ooh ooh oh
The story’s more than I can bear
But what’s up with their freaky hair?  

HAPPY 4/13!!